As stated in Chapter 4: Bananapocalypse Now, civilization as we know it is coming to end. At this point, all the elements which will lead to The Singularity, The Bananapocalypse, and the Sarahjessicaparkalypse are in play, and it is impossible to reverse the course of our species impending evolution into collective nonexistence. So, what are we to do?
You may have noticed that in Chapter 4, I mentioned that the majority of humanity will choose to remain tethered to their bodies. Some of those who choose to reject their bodies will survive the Bananapocalypse and the Sarahjessicaparkalypse. As a post-human intelligence, existing beyond the confines of flesh, there is a high probability you will survive, assuming the orangutans with thumbs do not smear filth all over whatever machinery is sustaining your consciousness.
Let's face it. Orangs love smearing filth on things. The vast majority of us are still screwed.
Enjoy life in the present. Be a hateful, vindictive dick.
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