From MSNBC: Sting Says Obama 'Sent From God' To 'Fix This Mess'
Dear Sting,
Please do not comment on anything ever again. While I definitely like President Obama, knowing that he has your endorsement makes me feel like I should be slightly embarrassed for liking him because you are a massive tool.
Like, remember when you boasted about how you and your wife have 9-hour tantric sex marathons? And then you attempted to clear up the story and ended up boasting about it again? Yeah, well now I associate liking Obama with boring marathon douchebag sex. Thanks a lot, ass.
I hate you.
-Matt C.
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