About the Author

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Sir Maxwell Edmund Carlisle III is a self-described, full-time super-patriot and part-time self help guru. In addition to "The Hateful Man's Handybook", he has written 27 other books including "Affirm Your Inner Child by Stockpiling Guns", "Fight Complacency to Socialism Through Home Dentistry", "Feelings: A Collection of Soothing Poems About the Benefits of Supporting Central American Dictators", "My Inner Monologue Says Its Time For the Left To Be Fed to the Jackals" and "Only Commies Pronounce the A in America: My Thoughts on Non-Regional Diction". To date, none of these books have actually been published.

A former soft serve stand operator who lost his right eye on September 13th, 2001, Sir Maxwell lives at his compound, high in the rolling hills of rural New Hampshire with his third wife, Bambi, their two children, son Orell Patriot and daughter Juniper Rose Flag Day, and several dozen followers known as The Eagle of True Sovereign Christendom. When not composing volumes of firebrand rhetoric or encouraging his followers to bring automatic weapons to bake sales, this messianic figure enjoys paint-by-numbers and developing new after shave scents that don't remind him of "them soddymites at the Costco Salon ".